Mukhtiyar Chadha Quotes

#1. Ulcerative colitis can be cured by the operation, but you cannot cure Crohn's disease.

Mary Ann Mobley

#2. My spiritual history must have as its underlying foundation a personal knowledge of Jesus Christ. To be born again means that I see Jesus.

Oswald Chambers

#3. Girls have periods and boys jerk off. Everybody.

Haruki Murakami

#4. A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.

Patricia Neal

#5. Look," I'll say to Jesus, "enough is enough. I suggest we nail some boards together and have ourselves an old-fashioned crucifixion.

David Sedaris

#6. You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.

John Krasinski

#7. My little girl, oh, the daughter I never had. Now tell me, angel, are you fucking anybody new?

Michael Cunningham

#8. No matter the barbs of fate that frustrate you, no matter how stacked against you the cards of fortune ... There is a liberating law in the universe, and you can become the highest of the high, wisest of the wise.

Uell Stanley Andersen

#9. Most of all, I want you to know without a doubt that I've got your back. And your front. And your sides. I've got all of you and I'm not letting go.

Maya Banks

#10. True wisdom is to know the extent of what you don't know quite as well as you know what you do know.

Gore Vidal

#11. Before moving to Pennsylvania in 1999, I played bass in a newsroom rock band in South Florida for several years.

John Grogan

#12. Everytime we say that god is the author of some phenomenon, that signifies that we are ignorant of how such a phenomenon was caused by the forces of nature.

Percy Bysshe Shelley