Muggins Quotes

#1. Bird of Wide Experience I

Michael Chabon

#2. I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

Will Ferrell

#3. I think that's what you say when you can't have something you want, isn't it? You say you don't want it in the first place.

Jodi Lynn Anderson

#4. All of our ideas come from the natural world: trees equal umbrellas.

Wallace Stevens

#5. The disease which had thus entombed the lady in the maturity of youth, had left, as usual in all maladies of a strictly cataleptical character, the mockery of a faint blush upon the bosom and the face, and that suspiciously lingering smile upon the lip which is so terrible in death

Edgar Allan Poe

#6. New York City is the place where people come to invent, reinvent, or find the room they need to be who they wish to be.

Siri Hustvedt

#7. I say that when you elect a president you want a man to manage the legitimate business of your government. The government that is big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take it away.

Barry Goldwater

#8. Some people need flowers, some people need dandelions. It's medicine, it's what you need at that time in your life.

Sandra Cisneros

#9. Charity work is very important to me and gives me an opportunity to give back to my community. I've always been a big supporter of many different charities, have donated millions of dollars to them, and it just feels great to do and be able to help others, especially children.

Richard MacDonald

#10. Follow those rats! They may lead us back to Muggins!

A.F. Stewart

#11. Speak graciously to young men as you would to your brothers.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over!'

Vince Vaughn