Top 30 Mrs Piggy Sayings

#1. Ambition makes you look pretty ugly
Kicking, squealing, gucci little piggy

Radiohead

Mrs Piggy Sayings #62496
#2. You can propose on our honeymoon
[Miss Piggy to Kermit the Frog]

Miss Piggy

Mrs Piggy Sayings #75259
#3. I realize that a writer's business is setting fire to Piggy Sneed-and trying to save him-again and again; forever.

John Irving

Mrs Piggy Sayings #101168
#4. The fake giggle is not that bad."
My friend grunted in disagreement. "It sounds like Miss Piggy has a machine gun stuck in her throat.

Samantha Young

Mrs Piggy Sayings #202319
#5. People don't help much.

William Golding

Mrs Piggy Sayings #260656
#6. Piggy was a bore; his fat, his ass-mar and his matter-of-fact ideas were dull,

William Golding

Mrs Piggy Sayings #261250
#7. For people living in fear, moderation just doesn't cut it. And most of the people in my world are fearful. It's like keeping a piggy bank when you never empty your wallet in the first place.

Project Itoh

Mrs Piggy Sayings #264603
#8. Your time's running out, Valkyrie." Fegley gave another wallop before he squeaked off.
Regin narrowed her eyes, watching him till he was out of sight. "One day I'm going to make that little piggy cry all the way home.

Kresley Cole

Mrs Piggy Sayings #276314
#9. I laugh. Sweetheart, save your piggy-bank change. If your dog's missing, put up flyers. If a guy dumped you for a hotter girl, stuff your bra and make him jealous. That advice, it's all free, by the way, 'cause that's how I roll.

Jodi Picoult

Mrs Piggy Sayings #297612
#10. Piggy took off his shoes and socks, ranged them carefully on the ledge and tested the water with one toe. 'It's hot!' 'What did you expect?' 'I didn't expect nothing. My auntie-' 'Sucks to your auntie!

William Golding

Mrs Piggy Sayings #316287
#11. Piggy was a bore; his fat, his ass-mar

William Golding

Mrs Piggy Sayings #320119
#12. -I got the conch!" --Piggy (in Lord of the Flies), attempting Democracy

William Golding

Mrs Piggy Sayings #330901
#13. Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy (Star of the Muppet Show)

Z. Altug

Mrs Piggy Sayings #332038
#14. I'm frightend. Of us. I want to go home. O God I to go home." "It's was an accident," said Piggy stubbornly,"and that's that." He touched Ralph's bare shoulder and Ralph shuddered at the human contact.

William Golding

Mrs Piggy Sayings #489279
#15. Harold glared sullenly at him again, the eyes those of a piggy little boy who wants the whole cookie jar to himself. Ain't he going to be surprised, Stu thought, when he finds out a girl isn't a jar of cookies.

Stephen King

Mrs Piggy Sayings #507016
#16. Absolutely. I understand that Miss Piggy is willing to serve as Queen of Scotland if there is a split. So you may want to guard your castles.

Kermit the frog's response to the question on if he agreed with David Bowie on whether Scotland should remain as part of Britain

Kermit The Frog

Mrs Piggy Sayings #550755
#17. Do you think he'll ever forgive you for turning him into a Demilord before you put him to sleep in your piggy bank?" She shrugged. "Oooh. I hope not. I love conflict - World War Numero Dos ... fucking awesome! Can't wait for number three!

Mimi Jean Pamfiloff

Mrs Piggy Sayings #567361
#18. Zarek slid his glance over to the demon, who was playing This Little Piggy on her bare toes.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Mrs Piggy Sayings #569124
#19. The code of small towns is simple but encompassing: if many forms of craziness are allowed, many forms of cruelty are ignored. Piggy

John Irving

Mrs Piggy Sayings #577682
#20. Jared is about as revealing as a hermit crab. He's like one of those piggy banks that you have to break to get anything out of. You can't just shake him and he'll give up the goods. You have to get the hammer.

Penelope Douglas

Mrs Piggy Sayings #594479
#21. A single drop of water that had escaped Piggy's fingers now flashed on the delicate curve like a star.

William Golding

Mrs Piggy Sayings #594570
#22. I was piggy. But I'm not that person anymore.

Dennis Kozlowski

Mrs Piggy Sayings #596101
#23. I don't like driving through the rain. Your tour is only going to go as good as your bus driver, kinda like your band is only going to be as good as your drummer.

Piggy D.

Mrs Piggy Sayings #644421
#24. You gotta go with whatcha got. ~ Miss Piggy

Denette Fretz

Mrs Piggy Sayings #648958
#25. We musn't let anything happen to Piggy, must we?

William Golding

Mrs Piggy Sayings #679818
#26. That man gave piggy banks orgasms.

Dannika Dark

Mrs Piggy Sayings #699420
#27. The first big thing that I did with my dad was the bicycle sequence in "The Great Muppet Caper," where Kermit and Piggy are riding bicycles in Battersea Park in London and that was a complex marionetting and cranes driving through the park, it was a complicated scene, and I did that with my dad.

Brian Henson

Mrs Piggy Sayings #747288
#28. It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn."
"My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes! I can't stop seeing it now that you've said it!

David Levithan

Mrs Piggy Sayings #752516
#29. I remember feeling all right with myself until age 13. Then, I was getting off the bus one day and this guy called me Miss Piggy. That was the first time I ever really felt like I wasn't okay.

Cheryl James

Mrs Piggy Sayings #818572
#30. I got a piggy bank and the goal was to fill it up ...

John Paulson

Mrs Piggy Sayings #852484

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