Mr Sprinkles Quotes

#1. And one more thing I want to be clear about- I know who I am. I am just a very thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging arrogant a-hole. I got it. - Author: Christopher Titus

#2. The girl next to me starts to cry when she sees the sprinkles.
I'm wondering if she's worried about the long-term side effects of consuming artificial food coloring.
It's a valid concern. - Author: Holly Goldberg Sloan

#3. Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup. - Author: Henry James

#4. Razzmatazz topped with hot fudge, strawberries, rainbow sprinkles, and whipped cream. It looked nasty, but you had to admire a guy secure enough to order sprinkles. - Author: Colleen Coble

#5. Rainbow sprinkles. They are what make the word go 'round. Literally."

"I'm well aware. A world without rainbow sprinkles is a world without happiness. - Author: L.M. Augustine

#6. Now ... get Thoth a raspberry chocolate latte with the cream and chocolate sprinkles! Thoth commands, librarian! Obey! Sprinkles! THOTH HAS SPOKEN! - Author: James Turner

#7. When ill luck begins, it does not come in sprinkles, but in showers. - Author: Mark Twain

#8. I love dessert. All kinds. But there's something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone. - Author: Rachel Nichols

#9. I love early snow now, though. Especially snow that happens when you least expect it and just sprinkles down for a while. It feels like a secret. - Author: Kate Messner

#10. The sporadic drops turn into sprinkles, which then turn into full-on rain. - Author: Colleen Hoover

#11. I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. - Author: Ryan Stiles

#12. Nothing
would be
easier without
you,
because you
are
everything,
all of it-
sprinkles, quarks, giant
donuts, eggs sunny-side up-
you
are the ever-expanding
universe
to me. - Author: Kate DiCamillo

#13. I definitely gravitate towards things like vegetables, chicken, brown rice, but I don't deprive myself of anything. If I want a Sprinkles cupcake, I'm having a Sprinkles cupcake. But I'm not going to have one every day ... you just have to have a sensible outlook on all of it. - Author: Abigail Spencer

#14. I like to watch a bit of Disney, sprinkle some cocaine on some melon and just sit and eat it. I'm joking, I'm joking. There's no Disney. - Author: Paolo Nutini

#15. Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white. - Author: Jim Butcher

#16. Perspective seasons meaning with sprinkles of time. - Author: Soul Dancer

#17. I think part of what we do is there is a bit of dandy influence, always, or a little sprinkle of it. Not literal Savile Row dandy, but there's a bit of sartorial dandiness in everything that we do - every collection that we do. - Author: Paul Weller

#18. Your inner want-monkey," he repeated. "The part of yourself that secretly wants to throw shit if you don't get what you want. You know, the kid who kicks and screams if you ask for sprinkles on your ice cream and your parents don't get you any." - Alexander 'Lex' Steel - Author: Miranda Evans

#19. Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if someone talks about donut sprinkles, it's not quite as important. Unless the U.S. Supreme Court makes a decision outlawing donut sprinkles. - Author: Brian Regan

#20. Only two things better in the world than your frosted sugar cookies with daisy sprinkles and those are pigs in a blanket and a man with a fine package. This I know as fact. - Author: Kristen Ashley

#21. You great benefactors, sprinkle our society with thankfulness. For your own gifts, make yourselves praised: - Author: William Shakespeare

#22. You know, all that really matters is that the people you love are happy and healthy. Everything else is just sprinkles on the sundae. - Author: Paul Walker

#23. Happiness is life served up with a scoop of acceptance, a topping of tolerance and sprinkles of hope, although chocolate sprinkles also work. - Author: Robert Breault

#24. You've gotta taste the light, like my friend and fellow shooter Chip Maury says. And when you see light like this, trust me, it's like a strawberry sundae with sprinkles. - Author: Joe McNally

#25. When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's. - Author: David Lee Roth

#26. I want sprinkles. - Author: Jen Jones

#27. Just sprinkle a little lime to neutralize the acid. - Author: Tom DeLay

#28. There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce. - Author: Frankie Boyle

#29. This was just too fucking weird. Fucked up sprinkles on a slice of psycho shit cake. - Author: Karina Halle

#30. Forget the fake syrupy stuff. Melt down a bar of chocolate, mix it into some warmed up whipping cream, and put it on top of ice cream. Add some sprinkles, and you've got a delicious treat. - Author: Blake Lively