Mr Grumpy Pants Quotes

#1. Jesus Christ went to the cross to magnify his ego.

Robert H. Schuller

#2. One of the great beauties of architecture is that each time, it is like life starting all over again.

Renzo Piano

#3. If physical exercise were combined with mental exertion, the blood would be quickened in its circulation, the action of the heart would be more perfect, impure matter would be thrown off, and new life and vigor would be experienced in every part of the body.

Ellen G. White

#4. The baby boom is about to become a patient boom.

Dalton McGuinty

#5. Give me attention.
Flash.
Give me beauty.
Flash.
Give me peace and happiness, a loving relationship, and a perfect home.
Flash.

Chuck Palahniuk

#6. Yuvali struggled to put one foot in front of the other. The long leaves of a purple-flowered bush raked her forehead. The flower emerged from bulbous green tubes, unfolding toward the sun. The petals radiated like flecks in an eye, a whirlpool, a sea-shell." Ch.19

B.T. Lowry

#7. I like to work as little as possible to make the most money possible.

Scott Disick

#8. If you are looking for a producer, try to contact established producers. Don't let the fear of theft paralyze you, or you will never get anywhere with it.

Penelope Spheeris

#9. Men resemble great deserted palaces: the owner occupies only a few rooms and has closed-off wings where he never ventures.

Francois Mauriac

#10. The thanes nodded and patted each other on the back as if to say, Yes, wow! We really are wise and open-minded! We deserve cookies!

Rick Riordan

#11. I look very different on camera compared with how I do in real life. On camera, I look my best when everything is enhanced, especially my eyes - I like a smoky eye. In real life, I like myself best in tinted moisturiser, lip balm and mascara.

Martine McCutcheon

#12. Jesus Christ lives in all people. We are citizens of one world.

Lailah Gifty Akita