Movie The Martian Quotes

#1. What the fuck are you talking about?" I asked, wondering if I was in some crazy surrealist movie, wandering from telepathic sheriffs to homosexual assassins, to nympho lady Masons, to psychotic pirates, according to a script written in advance by two acid-heads and a Martian humorist.

Robert Shea

#2. If wrestling can be considered an art form, then [Ric Flair] is using oils, and the many others merely water colors.

Ric Flair

#3. I am officially Jewish, but I'm Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

A. J. Jacobs

#4. If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth.

John Cleese

#5. There is one thing that freezes a musician more than the deadliest physical cold, and that is the spiritual chill of an unresponsive audience!

John Philip Sousa

#6. Strange it was that the British commander-in-chief, known for his chronic gambling, seemed to give no thought to how his American opponent might play his hand. O

David McCullough