Motokatsu Inoue Quotes

#1. You look at a guy who's being brave. He's afraid, or he wouldn't be brave. If he isn't afraid, he's stupid.

Joe Torre

#2. Magicians disappear all the time, but as soon as a regular person does it, everyone is all scared. "Tom's gone!" "Is he a magician?" "No." "Then let's print up some flyers!"

Mitch Hedberg

#3. Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy Stewart.

Carol Burnett

#4. Force is always beside the point when sublety will serve.

Darius I

#5. [Connor to Major Wentworth, grandson of King George]
My fathers were lairds in the Highlands when yours were still farmin' kale back in Germany!

Pamela Clare

#6. Some artists want to confront. Some want to invoke thought. They're all necessary and they're all valid.

Maya Lin

#7. When you're in the spotlight, people want to dissect you and then put you back together the way they want you.

Tracy Morgan