Top 27 Most Offensive Funny Quotes

#1. Victory Over Violence is an organization that was created to help fund shelters for women and children.

Victoria Principal

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #96358
#2. Homophobic people are outdated and life is too short to put up with them.

Tyler Oakley

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #177856
#3. You should not be subjected to the pressures, the intimidation, whether by Government or by the private sector, which would force you into self-censorship.

Alfred-Maurice De Zayas

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #184912
#4. I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows.

Vir Das

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #239910
#5. I was really sad after 'The Avengers' when I realized I was not going to have a part in 'Thor 2' or 'Captain America: The Winter Soldier.' But I'm not arguing with my fantastic plane and my really cool car.

Clark Gregg

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #297412
#6. To believe all you have to do is look at the sky.

Kathryn E. Livingston

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #302211
#7. I've never been so empty in my life. You took my soul with you. You took my heart. I'm this empty shell who goes through the motions every day, waiting for you to call me. Waiting until you answer my calls.

Abbi Glines

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #332655
#8. What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny ... Oh my God - this is so offensive.

Michael Leunig

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #444593
#9. The military wants a system that protects its policies and privileges.

Benazir Bhutto

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #446584
#10. A man of letters is often a man with two natures,
one a book nature, the other a human nature. These often clash sadly.

Edwin Percy Whipple

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #483275
#11. Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.

Ricky Gervais

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #731596
#12. Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life.

Tina Fey

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #765635
#13. Some people can do things and get away with it. Comics are famously like that. Why is it that some guys can say the most horrible things and it's not offensive, it's funny?

Christopher Walken

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #766994
#14. Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

Artie Lange

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #828529
#15. Cool is overrated. Be a geek for what you Love

Bridgit Mendler

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1002488
#16. Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.

Lois Greiman

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1003308
#17. We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny.

Seth MacFarlane

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1003802
#18. I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.

Marilyn Manson

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1026507
#19. a universe implies the existence of a universe maker, and

Arthur Conan Doyle

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1027671
#20. When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.

Shannon L. Alder

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1096268
#21. It's crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women ... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.

Andy Samberg

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1271048
#22. I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.

Sarah Silverman

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1376488
#23. I don't know why, but I always feel a kind of necessity to write things that are beyond acceptance, that are too offensive or something. For people to read them and say, Ha-ha-ha, very funny. No, we can't print that.

Terry Southern

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1398622
#24. Close your eyes and visualize having what you already want - and the feeling of having it already.

Rhonda Byrne

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1473119
#25. For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

Al Franken

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1635802
#26. Hitting the first molecules of the upper atmosphere created friction that merely warmed the rod. The lower it fell, the more the heat built, until the entire length of the rod glowed red then yellow, and, finally, a brilliant white.

Clive Cussler

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1725749
#27. The way I deliver it is meant to be fun. Does it hurt sometimes? Yes, but it is meant to be funny not offensive.

Michelle Visage

Most Offensive Funny Quotes #1740468

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