Mortifying Synonym Quotes

#1. Patience is my virtue, but only in Math, Daddy, - Ashley

Ryanne Salve

#2. Violet remembered that slap; later her mother had called it a "love tap," as if to further confuse love with pain.

Koren Zailckas

#3. We flew to Los Angeles, where I secured a new passport. The picture in my stolen one wasn't half bad, but in the new one I look like a penis with an old person's face drawn on it.

David Sedaris

#4. I doubt I'll ever pay someone to do a remix again, because there's some amazing stuff just coming out of bedrooms.

Trent Reznor

#5. My father taught me to always do more than you get paid for as an investment in your future.

Jim Rohn

#6. Now and then in travel, something unexpected happens that transforms the whole nature of the trip and stays with the traveler.

Paul Theroux

#7. In many countries today, moral and ethical norms are being reconsidered; national traditions, differences in nation and culture are being erased.

Vladimir Putin

#8. In the creation of individual reality, thought control, or what some might call prayer - is everything. Prayer? Thought control is the highest form of prayer. Therefore, think only on good things, and righteous. Dwell

Neale Donald Walsch

#9. When you do the right thing, enjoy it! When you take positive actions, enjoy them. After all, they are leading you toward positive results. Pat yourself on the back. Truly enjoy the fact that you're making positive progress, and the negative temptations will have no power over you.

Ralph Marston

#10. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Leo Tolstoy

#11. [T]he whole point is the wishing and remembering
not if what you want happens, not if remembering hurts. Because when you wish for something, you're askin. And when you ask, you're trying. And all anyone can do really is try, right?

Melissa Senate