Top 11 Mortician Jokes Sayings: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Mortician Jokes

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Top 11 Mortician Jokes Sayings

#1. I believe in God, but I am not sure to trust Him so much. - Author: Audrey Tautou

#2. Like flowers, people only reach their highest potential when their talents bloom. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo

#3. Everything's an act. Everything's strategy. - Author: Peter Watts

#4. I've always wanted to be in comedy ... growing up with Asian parents and not seeing yourself represented in media - it was always just a daydream. - Author: Anna Akana

#5. The English word 'creativity' is derived from the Roman-Latin creo - to create. It is inextricably linked to the Western notion of a creator - a divine intervention and violent disrupter. - Author: Thorsten J. Pattberg

#6. Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful. - Author: John Wayne

#7. After washing there was no place to pour the water except out of the window onto the heads of the people in the streets, which is the proper place to throw everything that is not wanted. - Author: Ellsworth Huntington

#8. The day
Was like the buzzard on the pine. - Author: Norman MacCaig

#9. I wanted her for what she was, but when I got her I wanted her to change. - Author: Kate Atkinson

#10. I'm always looking forward to what I'm doing now, and what's ahead. - Author: Paul Weller

#11. He who runs with the platypus is no more a man than he who swallows chesnuts - Author: Chief Long Spear Who Hunts Beavers

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