Morkert Garage Quotes

#1. Fate is a fickle bitch who dotes on irony. The Black Company pg 447

Glen Cook

#2. There are simple rules of engagement: You need to have your voice, but it has to be very intentional - be brief and to the point, with fresh ideas. Don't restate things someone else has said. Make eye contact with the person who has the floor.

Sylvia Ann Hewlett

#3. To be busy with material affairs is the best preservative against reflection, fears, doubts ... all these things which stand in the way of achievement. I suppose a fellow proposing to cut his throat would experience a sort of relief while occupied in stropping his razor carefully.

Joseph Conrad

#4. Cubism is a Cathedral of shit.

Francis Picabia

#5. I live for CAN-ing other people's can'ts.

Steven Tyler

#6. I wasn't going to stand out here listening to those quarrelling voices in my head. If I wasn't crazy - and I didn't think I was - listening to those contentious assholes would probably send me there, and by the express.

Stephen King

#7. All I know is that I feel in love with you, and I've never been more frightened about anything in my entire life.

Nicholas Sparks

#8. Dad has always said that a man who raises a hand against a female lowers himself beneath her feet.

Erin Watt

#9. I love travel. I love to go spend time in new places. And even though I got horribly sick in Thailand, and it was the sickest I may have ever been in my life, I still loved the trip.

Ed Helms

#10. You're so very good at that. The temper, the scowl. You must drink shots of testosterone in your morning coffee.

Rob Thurman