Morgenbesser Quotes

#1. I think a lot of the instincts you have doing comedy are really the same for doing drama, in that it's essentially about listening. The way I approach comedy, is you have to commit to everything as if it's a dramatic role, meaning you play it straight.

Will Ferrell

#2. If there were nothing you'd still be complaining!

Sidney Morgenbesser

#3. There's nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It's a thing no married man knows anything about.

Oscar Wilde

#4. Beware, lastly, of imagining you shall obtain the end without using the means conducive to it.

John Wesley

#5. A little love. A little sweet. A little unsure. A little lies. That is all the materials to make the greatest story about love

Margaret Watson

#6. A part of me understands the need to keep order, but another part worries that we are being led to fear the wrong things. It's just like Chinatown and all the laws passed to contain us. We were never the enemy. The enemy was our country's own fear.

Stacey Lee

#7. When the unions were fighting me 45 years ago, they could never beat me.

Harry Triguboff

#8. I like to dress up but I'm not so concerned with looking very sexy, it's really more the art of dressing.

Andrej Pejic

#9. Uniformity is not nature's way; diversity is nature's way.

Vandana Shiva

#10. You think we shouldn't anthropomorphize people?

Sidney Morgenbesser

#11. Why is God making me suffer so much? Just because I don't believe in him?

Sidney Morgenbesser

#12. To explain why a man slipped on a banana peel, we do not need a general theory of slipping.

Sidney Morgenbesser

#13. Reading ... is an activity subsequent to writing: more resigned, more civil, more intellectual.

Jorge Luis Borges

#14. One of my favorite things about 'Spring Awakening' is that it is enjoyable and important for both kids and adults to see.

Lea Michele

#15. One person can't change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he's two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.

Thom Yorke