Morey Amsterdam Quotes

#1. But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

Dick Van Dyke

#2. According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.

Morey Amsterdam

#3. Pluto is cold; Chicago in January is merely inconvenient.

Mark Blumberg

#4. My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."

Morey Amsterdam

#5. Obedience to the Lord is not only measured by how much we do for our Savior, but by how we obey Him when nobody is looking.

John Wimber

#6. A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

Morey Amsterdam

#7. Because the question for me was always whether that shape we see in our lives was there from the beginning or whether these random events are only called a pattern after the fact. Because otherwise we are nothing.

Cormac McCarthy

#8. If you were just some woman in a bar, I'd pick you out from all the others, take you home, and fuck you so hard you wouldn't be able to walk straight in the morning.
I gulped.
In fact, I think I might have had a little mini-orgasm.

Samantha Young

#9. High tax rates are followed by attempts of ingenious men to beat them as surely as surely as snow is followed by little boys on sleds.

Arthur Melvin Okun

#10. People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door

Morey Amsterdam

#11. Bad habits are easy to develop but difficult to live with. Good habits are difficult to develop, but easy to live with. If you are willing to be uncomfortable for little while, so you can press past the initial pain of change, in the long run, your life will be much better.

Joel Osteen

#12. There is something insincere about a man or woman who repeatedly tells God how much he or she loves Him while refusing to obey Him.

Andy Stanley

#13. Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.

Morey Amsterdam

#14. Even the police have an unlisted number.

Morey Amsterdam

#15. A geek is a guy who has everything going for him but he's just too young. He's got the software but he doesn't have the hardware yet.

John Hughes

#16. It isn't for the moment you are struck that you need courage, but for that long uphill climb back to sanity and faith and security.

Anne Morrow Lindbergh

#17. It is unfortunate we were put in the position where the Republicans made it clear they were ready to let everything fall unless they got these tax cuts .

Joe Biden

#18. The vast majority of Gen Y are lucky; we have been raised to handle, even embrace change, It's something we srive for, and something that we feel we have the ability to create ourselves. We might not always suceed in creating the change we seek; but we're committed to continue trying.

Charlie Caruso

#19. Guarded curiosity.

Anthony Doerr

#20. She gives me the finger and turns back around. "Did you see that?" I flinch at the gesture. "That is completely illegal in here.

Addison Moore

#21. A primitive artist is an amateur whose work sells.

Grandma Moses

#22. How you get from an unanticipated football hand-off to potential hospitalization, I have no idea.

Greg Sestero