Montgomery Burns Sayings

#1. [C. Montgomery] Burns is much purer evil than Nixon was. I think it's the purity of his evil that attracts me as a comic character.

Harry Shearer

#2. I've got an odd, negative bond with C. Montgomery Burns. He reminds a lot of people of bosses they've worked for. He certainly reminds me of someone I'm working for

Harry Shearer

#3. Why should it be essential to love rarely in order to love much?

Albert Camus

#4. Change is the end of something you know and the beginning of something else that you don't know. Something new that holds opportunities.

Kholoud Yasser

#5. The spiritual path is not a solo endeavor. In fact, the very notion of a self who is trying to free her/ himself is a delusion. We are in it together and the company of spiritual friends helps us realize our interconnectedness.

Tara Brach

#6. Problems assault us to the degree they preoccupy us. The key to release, rest, and inner freedom is not the elimination of all external difficulties. It is letting go of our pattern of reactions to those difficulties.

Hugh Prather

#7. I think basically becoming famous has taken the place of going to Heaven in modern society, hasn't it? That's the place where your dreams will come true. It's an act of faith now; they think that's going to sort things out.

Jarvis Cocker

#8. My father's values and vision of this country obviously form everything I have as values and ideals. But this is not the ghost of my father running for the leadership of the Liberal party. This is me.

Justin Trudeau

#9. It is a wise father who knows his own child.

William Shakespeare

#10. There are people who are genetically made to start record labels, and I'm not one of those people. People just have it in their blood and are good at it. Corey Rusk from Touch and Go and Ian MacKaye. These are people who have made their own labels.

Fred Armisen

#11. Love is an aspect of being, and when you act from being, the power you draw on is limitless because it comes from the source.

Deepak Chopra

#12. My son's an idiot. His teacher asked him to spell Mississippi. He asked which one? The river or the state?

Rodney Dangerfield

#13. Every vice was once a virtue, and may become respectable again, just as hatred becomes respectable in wartime.

Will Durant

#14. I started with California, and I did not like it. I flew over to Seattle, and I did not like it much. I felt like Iowa is the place - I like the people and the environment.

Liang Chow

#15. Your smile would bring a lesser man to his knees. But if you wore your glasses and smiled at me like that, it would topple me.

Sawyer Bennett

#16. They can fly and they howl, they slaughter depression and headaches, they daydream like gangbanging daffodils, orchids and cherry blossoms grasping mauve toffee clouds, they breastfeed laughter.

Laura Gentile