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                #1. I mean when you come into the set at 7:30 in the morning and you come out of make-up and the first thing you know, the ladies start coming into our dressing rooms at 7:45.
                Burt Ward
							 
            
                    
		    
                #2. A place that proves if you get enough talented people in a room, one or two are bound to offer some helpful advice. Kind if like monkeys with typewriters.
                A. Lee Martinez
							 
            
            
		    
                #3. We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
                Robert Wilensky
							 
            
            
		    
                #4. CUSTOMER: You know how they say that if you gave a thousand monkeys typewriters, then they'd eventually churn out really good writing? BOOKSELLER: ... yes. CUSTOMER: Well, do you have any books by those monkeys? BOOKSELLER: ...
                Jen Campbell
							 
            
                    
		    
                #5. Because to suffer and do nothing is to be nothing, while to suffer and do something is to become someone.
                Yann Martel
							 
            
            
		    
                #6. There's a statistical theory that if you gave a million monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespeare. Thanks to the Internet, we now know this isn't true.
                Ian Hart
							 
            
            
		    
                #7. If one puts an infinite number of monkeys in front of typewriters, and lets them clap away, there is a certainty that one of them will come out with an exact version of the 'Iliad.'
                Nassim Nicholas Taleb
							 
            
            
		    
                #8. After you date a player or two it's nice to just chill with a guy that can keep it basic.
                Angie Martinez
							 
            
                    
		    
                #9. Sculpture may be almost anything: a monument, a statue, an old coin, a bas-relief, a portrait bust, a lifelong struggle against heavy odds.
                Malvina Hoffman
							 
            
            
		    
                #10. However, the mind has an amazing ability to continue worrying away at a problem all on its own, so that when the "Eureka!" comes it is as mysterious as if it were God speaking.
                Laurie R. King
							 
            
            
		    
                #11. They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.
                Robin Ince
							 
            
            
		    
                #12. I never went to drama school, but I did learn a couple of things along the way.
                Gabriel Byrne
							 
            
            
		    
                #13. Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.
                Bill Gaede
							 
            
            
		    
                #14. My aloneness had never bothered me; I hadn't even been aware of it. But now it overwhelmed me. The awareness washed over me with painful sharpness and deep grief. Now that I had company.
                Linda Olsson
							 
            
                    
		    
            
            
		    
                #16. There is a special department of Hell for students of probability. In this department there are many typewriters and many monkeys. Every time that a monkey walks on a typewriter, it types by chance one of Shakespeare's sonnets.
                Bertrand Russell
							 
            
            
		    
                #17. My angel-boy is close now, as in five-feet-away close. There's no way I'm going to burst into song in front of him. But then the contrary part of me says, you're going to let a boy keep you from singing out loud? Sing, sister! Sing!
So I do, and my angel-boy turns his head.
                Lauren Myracle
							 
            
            
		    
                #18. enough monkeys with enough typewriters can give you Shakespeare, so
                Nat Kozinn
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
                #20. You are so fucking beautiful you hurt my eyes.
                Ella Frank
							 
            
            
		 
		
			        
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