Monkey Balls Quotes

#1. Suck monkey balls?" (87%)

Samantha Towle

#2. Road trips can either suck monkey balls or, with the right person, they can be awesomesauce with cheesy fries.

Penny Reid

#3. You have the God-given right to kick the government around - don't hesitate to do so.

Edmund S. Muskie

#4. The intricacies of spiritual philosophy and theologies are just a thought within Emptiness.

Adyashanti

#5. parsley. Vegetables these days are chopped into tiny grass.

Adam Gopnik

#6. I came from a classic, literate, intellectual Jewish family.

Lenny Abrahamson

#7. [O]ur War of the Revolution was, in good measure, fought as a protest against standing armies.

Earl Warren

#8. There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth - their lips move.

Felicity Kendal

#9. In order to be a lieutenant, you've got to have authority in your voice. No matter how young your face looks, you've got to let your guys know that you're in charge.

Esai Morales

#10. So thirsty I could lick a monkey's balls.

Mercedes Fox

#11. Success is not about what you do, it's about you feel about what you do.

Alexandra Silber

#12. And what there is to learn from almost any human experience is that your own interests usually do not come first where other people are concerned
even the people who love you
and that is all right. It can be lived with.

Richard Ford

#13. I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

Matthew Perry

#14. I think Darwinism as a theory explaining evolution within species is incredibly brilliant - just unbelievably, incredibly brilliant.

Ben Stein

#15. Photographers never want to talk about the fact that they may well be in decline. It's the greatest taboo subject of all.

Martin Parr