Monkey And Banana Quotes

#1. every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I

Bobby Adair

#2. Frankly, sharing a media market with Chuck Schumer is like sharing a banana with a monkey. Take a little bite of it, and he will throw his own feces at you.

Jon Corzine

#3. When a monkey loses a banana to a rival, he feels bad, but he doesn't expand the problem by thinking about it over and over. He looks for another banana. He ends up feeling rewarded rather than harmed. Humans use their extra neurons to construct theories about bananas and end up constructing pain.

Loretta Graziano Breuning

#4. A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.

Eoin Colfer

#5. Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the moon.
Conor Broekhart: Which resembles a giant banana.

Eoin Colfer

#6. The word God asks a question and then answers it before there is any chance to wonder.

Miranda July

#7. At some point in time, in the future, people are going to refer to the Step Up films as the films they grew up on. Hopefully, that inspires them to get in dance films that are being made.

Stephen Boss

#8. I have musical ADD, so I like to switch things up.

Casey Abrams

#9. A lion does not flinch at laughter coming from a hyena. A gorilla does not budge from a banana thrown at it by a monkey. A nightingale does not stop singing its beautiful song at the intrusion of an annoying woodpecker.

Suzy Kassem

#10. Since early morning he had been like a monkey with the key to the banana plantation after discovering he was breathing the same air as the greatest hero of all time.

Terry Pratchett

#11. There's always someone who cares. Someone whose life would simply stop. You just don't know it yet, or you haven't found them yet.

Fuyumi Soryo

#12. Democracy does not create strong ties between people. But it does make living together easier.

Alexis De Tocqueville

#13. I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the rest to the nearest monkey.

Robert Benchley

#14. You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven.

Yuval Noah Harari

#15. Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

#16. Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana.

Sara Genn