Top 36 Mondays Off Quotes

#1. Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mondays Off Quotes #9717
#2. It can't be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.

George Weah

Mondays Off Quotes #42809
#3. Labor Day is really the last sweet taste of summer. One final pardon before all your Mondays become Mondays again.

Emma Mills

Mondays Off Quotes #47310
#4. Starting at age four, my mom decided that she was not going to have an idle child in the house. So I started taking dance lessons on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and then I was in acting classes on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, and I was also modeling on Saturdays. And that was my childhood.

Chandra Wilson

Mondays Off Quotes #60972
#5. She'd call us her bee-utiful girls and take us for hot chocolate on Mondays, because Fridays didn't deserve all the attention. It was funny. I used to think of myself as a Monday and Ellen as a Friday. But Mondays and Fridays were just twenty-four-hour stretches of time with different names.

Julie Murphy

Mondays Off Quotes #91963
#6. Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

Karen Carpenter

Mondays Off Quotes #176525
#7. Louis Armstrong on Mondays, Frank Sinatra on Wednesdays, Glenn Miller on Fridays, and Mozart on Sundays. Unless it was raining. If it's raining, it's always Billie Holiday.

Clare Vanderpool

Mondays Off Quotes #227190
#8. Mondays are just like Sam from Clarissa Explains it All. They just show up through the damn window whenever the hell they feel like it.

Shannon Woodward

Mondays Off Quotes #244938
#9. Like the song says, rainy days and Mondays always get ya down.

Haruki Murakami

Mondays Off Quotes #278920
#10. I've always hated Mondays, the whole lot of them. Too much whiplash, snapping the tired masses to attention. God's way, perhaps, of reminding us that we are not masters of our fate, no matter how deluded we became during the weekend respite.

Jonathan Hull

Mondays Off Quotes #319037
#11. You don't usually work Mondays, do you? What about Tuesday?
I grinned. She knew I didn't work on Monday. That meant she was aware of my schedule. Nice. We were both creepers.

Helena Hunting

Mondays Off Quotes #334893
#12. Most people hate Mondays because most people do not know the incredible beauty of being simply existed in any day whatsoever!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Mondays Off Quotes #341563
#13. Tuesdays are the worst. They are the spoiled leftovers of Mondays, repackaged with a new expiry date.

Sorin Suciu

Mondays Off Quotes #370016
#14. I do my podcast on Mondays for a specific reason. A lot of people go to work and don't like their jobs. If you give people something to laugh about, it's good.

Bill Burr

Mondays Off Quotes #370185
#15. Spirituality is the sacred center out of which all life comes, including Mondays and Tuesdays and rainy Saturday afternoons in all their mundane and glorious detail ... The spiritual journey is the soul's life commingling with ordinary life.

Christina Baldwin

Mondays Off Quotes #416437
#16. Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday.

Ernie Els

Mondays Off Quotes #469608
#17. So, now I am left with two unfortunate facts in my life. Mondays are creepy Chuck day, and even my mother thinks I'm getting desperate in the man department.

Lindsay Detwiler

Mondays Off Quotes #485250
#18. Cops before breakfast. Before coffee even. As if Mondays weren't bad enough.

Josh Lanyon

Mondays Off Quotes #532525
#19. So, that was the original Happy Mondays line-up before Bez joined. Shaun Ryder, Paul Ryder, Mark Day, Paul Davis and Gaz Whelan. X, Horse, Cowhead, Knobhead and No Arse.

Shaun Ryder

Mondays Off Quotes #542046
#20. The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world's greatest common denominator. To the millionaire and the coolie it is the same, because there can be nothing worse.

Kenneth Fearing

Mondays Off Quotes #548930
#21. If each Monday morning, you make a choice to move into the new work week with renewed commitment and passion, you can change all areas of your life. You can truly change your Mondays and change your life.

David Cottrell

Mondays Off Quotes #549112
#22. Tell me why ... I don't like Mondays ...

Bob Geldof

Mondays Off Quotes #558189
#23. When it's only Monday and my bestie is already having a horrible week, I start hunting for memes to send him so that in amongst all the pain and misery he can get really annoyed that his whatsapp is going every two minutes with pointless pictures taking up all of the space on his phone.

C.S. Woolley

Mondays Off Quotes #559026
#24. They only had Saturdays, because Mondays were a little bit too close to Sundays for Sunday's liking, as if Monday were a collapsed star in the week's solar system, with an excessive gravitational pull.

Matt Haig

Mondays Off Quotes #568668
#25. On Mondays and Fridays in early May, nearly 18,000 children-the equivalent of all the elementary students in suburban Glencoe, Wilmette, Glenview, Kenilworth, Winnetka, Deerfield, Highland Park and Evanston-are assigned to classes with no teacher.

Jonathan Kozol

Mondays Off Quotes #577716
#26. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.

Steven Wright

Mondays Off Quotes #622737
#27. One day. One damn day since I talked with Hayles. I've never been more happy for a Monday.

Becca Ann

Mondays Off Quotes #647643
#28. It was a strangely disorienting feeling, to have something you'd relied on for so long start to change, like finding out that gravity no longer worked on Mondays.

Maggie Stiefvater

Mondays Off Quotes #679776
#29. I dreaded Mondays. They always loomed up before their time, like some quiet, inescapable, energy-sucking demon.

M.K. Schiller

Mondays Off Quotes #719855
#30. We sealed it with a kiss, and with the kiss, we sealed what would eventually become an engagement, a marriage, a Cape Cod, a dog, grilled cheese sandwiches on Mondays, and everything in between.

Lindsay Detwiler

Mondays Off Quotes #733292
#31. There are no miracles on Mondays.

Amy Neftzger

Mondays Off Quotes #747620
#32. Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.

Ricky Gervais

Mondays Off Quotes #792071
#33. I normally work out six days a week. I'll do Pilates on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, and I'll do cardio on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

Rachel Nichols

Mondays Off Quotes #904842
#34. Mondays I sleep. I go in at ten, do my lift, watch the game from the day before. Tuesday is off, but I go in, lift, watch film. Then I have French toast with my sister.

Ndamukong Suh

Mondays Off Quotes #1228863
#35. Whatever the mistakes or faults of the past have been, I feel that on New Years and birthdays, and even on Mondays, I can clean off the slate, so to speak, and start all over.

Grace May North

Mondays Off Quotes #1498070
#36. Off. Whoever said Mondays sucked had obviously never woken up to a naked Gideon Cross.

Sylvia Day

Mondays Off Quotes #1530778

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