Mockingly Derisive Quotes

#1. I spend a lot of time parenting because I'm home. A friend of mine told me that the average father sees each kid an average of twenty-two minutes a week, which I found almost unbelievable. Mine are in my hip pocket all the time. And I like it that way.

Stephen King

#2. Now you're the Queen of Hardcore, but movies don't count!

Chris Jericho

#3. If the path is beautiful, all you have to do when walking in that path is to be beautiful so as to not ruin the beauty of the path!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#4. Well, guess what, I'm Cuban! And no self-respecting Cuban man of the era would let his wife work.

Ted Cruz

#5. I stood there for a few more seconds, watching her go. And I couldn't do anything but admire her courage, her compassion. I wanted her. I wanted her so badly I was shaking.

Charles Sheehan-Miles

#6. Our experiences always teach us something. If the experience is "bad", then the lesson is even more powerful and meaningful. Every unfortunate incident makes us stronger and better equipped to handle new challenges.

Miya Yamanouchi

#7. If a child never sees the stars, never has meaningful encounters with other species, never experiences the richness of nature, what happens to that child?

Richard Louv

#8. I have no problem with my hips - I can still do the things that I used to do. I can run, I'm just not the fastest person on the field anymore.

Bo Jackson