Mocking Motivational Quotes

#1. A day will come when the European god of the nineteenth century will be classed with the gods of Olympus and the Nile.

William Winwood Reade

#2. There's a battle between what the cook thinks is high art and what the customer just wants to eat.

Mario Batali

#3. Do not primarily train men to work. Train them to serve willingly and intelligently.

James Cash Penney

#4. I have a very open mind. I believe that there's a spirit world. I believe that there's a lot of stuff out there that we don't know about, don't want to understand, and sometimes we don't want to understand it.

Anthony Head

#5. He who receives
Light from above, from the Fountain of Light,
No other doctrine needs, though granted true;
But these are false, or little else but dreams,
Conjectures, fancies, built on nothing firm.

John Milton

#6. God has done everything, we should not be waiting for him again.

Sunday Adelaja

#7. I had a nervous breakdown at 17 when my first love left me, and he was a typical bad boy, albeit a charismatic one, with a string of broken hearts trailing behind him.

Caroline Leavitt

#8. Since Adam and Eve ate the apple, man has never refrained from any folly of which he was capable.

Bertrand Russell

#9. What a singular fact for an angel visitant to this earth to carry back in his note-book, that men were forbidden to expose their bodies under the severest penalties!

Henry David Thoreau

#10. Mind is obsessed with fleeting illusions, while Spirit is constant and free.

Reza Mohamed

#11. you create your own personal experience of reality through your beliefs, expectations, attitudes, desires, fears, judgements, feelings, and consistent or persistent thoughts and actions.

Serge Kahili King

#12. Laugh it off, Life gets better.

Touaxia Vang

#13. Don't underestimate your tears. They have the power to strengthen your commitment to your life's purpose and to direct you towards your goal. So, when you cry because of the people who mock or taunt you, be positive and make promises with yourself that you will prove them wrong.

Saad Salman