Top 14 Mock The Week Quotes
#2. I would not cry. I do not cry. How bitter do you risk becoming by swallowing too many tears?
Dean Koontz
#3. I own the restaurant. There are a lot of cooks, waiters and waitresses in this restaurant. They worry about their problems. I worry about all the problems.
Mack Brown
#4. Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how is it not a private place in which to fellate?
Stephen Fry
#7. The inclination of my life ... has been to do things & make things which will give pleasure to people in new and amazing ways.
Walt Disney
#8. We need to make nutrition the central element of our health-care system. Furthermore,
T. Colin Campbell
#9. Frankly, the reason why lawyers were compensated so lavishly was that they were paid to attend to the most stultifying aspects of modern life.
Lionel Shriver
#10. Roses are red, Violettes are bllue,
Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironing to do
Unlikely thing to read in a valentines day card
Mock Of The Week The Show
#11. Italian politicians are too stupid to deserve my vote, but they can get over it with my critical, denunciatory, satirical, vitriolic and vituperative invectives.
William C. Brown
#12. There be some sports are painful, and their labour Delight in them sets off: some kinds of baseness Are nobly undergone and most poor matters Point to rich ends. This
William Shakespeare
#13. The Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has just published the story of her life. I confess that it is not in my reading table.
Mick Jagger
#14. I love playing 'Radagast.' He's my new love, you know what I mean? I'm not divorcing 'Doctor Who.' I'm just going to be married to a few people.
Sylvester McCoy
