Top 7 Mock The Week Jokes Quotes

#1. What do you do when you're living in a hut for $500 a month and subsisting on Boston Market and Subway? You just keep doing what you're doing.

Sophia Amoruso

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#2. Willpower determines success in business, interpersonal relationships, health, whatever it is. All the activities in your life, success and failure in them, are dependent upon your ability to manifest will.

Frederick Lenz

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#3. God seems to have a kind of laid-back management style I'm not crazy about.

David Foster Wallace

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#4. The chair in the police station was uncomfortable and I couldn't sit in it. It was a cheap looking chair in a cheap looking room meant for people who are wrong.

Ken Macrorie

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#5. The unambitious sluggard pretends that the eminence is not worth attaining, declines altogether the struggle, and calls himself a philosopher. I say he is a poor-spirited coward.

William Makepeace Thackeray

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#6. A coxcomb is ugly all over with the effectation of a fine gentleman.

Samuel Johnson

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#7. Some people think family's about DNA, but it ain't. It's about the folks who want you, who stick with you no matter what. They know your secrets and flaws, and you know theirs, and you love each other anyway.

Kim Fielding

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