Missing My Guy Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 24 Missing My Guy Quotes

#1. I returned from my last L.A. visit to find myself tipping the scales like Homer Simpson when he tries to gain enough weight to qualify as disabled to be allowed to work from home. All I was missing was his kaftan and Fat Guy Hat. So, I decided it was time to diet. - Author: John Niven
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#2. I'm kind of like a guy who's missing a little bit of the guy gene. Like, I love steak, but the notion of golfing is the last thing I would want to do. I love women, but I'm also a mama's boy, and some of my best friends are women. So I'm kinda half guy's guy. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#3. You guys are seriously missing out unless you all start listening to girls. - Author: Kathleen Hanna
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#4. Wit, to be well defined, must be defined by wit itself; then it will be worth listening to. - Author: Johann Georg Ritter Von Zimmermann
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#5. Rachel, you are one crazy bitch. But I like you. Your loyalty impresses me. It makes putting up with the rest of your crap worth it. - Author: Kim Harrison
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#6. Here was a guy who had taken much of the Silicon Valley ethic behind moving quickly and running organizations free of bureaucratic hierarchies and applied it to improving big, fantastic machines and chasing things that had the potential to be real breakthroughs we'd been missing. - Author: Ashlee Vance
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#7. How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide? - Author: Judy Tenuta
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#8. These guys sit in the Senate - even though he misses most of the votes, by the way - but he sits in the Senate and listens to this stuff all the time.I'm out working, producing jobs all over the place and building a great company. - Author: Donald Trump
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#9. I remember what Ron Greschner said when he retired. 'The thing I'm going to miss most is showering with 23 guys.' And that's what it's all about: camaraderie. - Author: Mike Richter
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#10. The attacks of which I have been the object have broken the spring of life in me ... People don't realize what it feels like to be constantly insulted. - Author: Edouard Manet
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#11. I don't skip practice, I'm not late for meetings, I'm professional in everything I do, you never hear about me not showing up for planes and missing flights, so why is it that I'm always being labeled a bad guy? - Author: Jeff Cunningham
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#12. I started out in a heavy metal band with a guy who could really play guitar, and I thought the only thing missing from Guided By Voices was a lead guitarist. In the early days, I would bring people in just to play leads, like Greg Demos and Steve Wilbur. - Author: Robert Pollard
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#13. forefinger, pointing right, parallel - Author: Gavriel Savit
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#14. I want to be remembered as a guy who's not going to change your life but who is going to change your mood. As a guy who made you smile and say, "I miss him. He was a lot of fun." - Author: Marlon Wayans
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#15. When you watch the game, be a student of the game. - Author: Don Meyer
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#16. Like other corrupt people, he would never realize that his punishment was in missing out on what he didn't know he could have. - Author: Guy Mankowski
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#17. But normally when you talk to yourself [on court] you say; 'I love you, you're a good guy, but don't miss next time, okay.' - Author: Marat Safin
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#18. One night I had a dream, and in that dream a big black man appeared to me and told me what to mix up for my hair. I made up my mind I would begin to sell it. - Author: Madam C. J. Walker
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#19. The guys that make game winners are
the guys that are not afraid to miss them. - Author: John Calipari
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#20. She hadn't planned on getting laid tonight but then she hadn't planned on missing her home and her friends and being thnis down and, frankly, this bored on her special day. She was so relieved to see a guy her own age it was worth a thank-you-for-walking-into-this-bar-fuck alone. - Author: Amy Andrews
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#21. I laugh. Sweetheart, save your piggy-bank change. If your dog's missing, put up flyers. If a guy dumped you for a hotter girl, stuff your bra and make him jealous. That advice, it's all free, by the way, 'cause that's how I roll. - Author: Jodi Picoult
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#22. To me, the lasting impression of any good wine is the thought of its maker. Those whose efforts transformed the fruits of the soil into a finished work of art. Those who pulled from the hectic passage of time an ordered memory. They are immortalized by their wine in my glass. - Author: Dave Chambers
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#23. Why does everyone think a guy who prefers love to people is missing something in his life? - Author: Slash Coleman
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#24. I'm not looking for much, I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job ... and the missing half of this golden amulet. - Author: Maria Bamford
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