Miss You Funeral Quotes

#1. When I arrive in Los Angeles in the entertainment community, and I use implements like a shovel and a hammer, our society has distanced itself so far from working with its hands that those incredibly pedestrian skills are perceived as somehow being extraordinary. - Author: Nick Offerman

#2. The priesthood is not dying, but the clerical state is dead. It needs to be buried, preferably with a Viking funeral in Boston Harbor so nobody can miss the spectacle of its passing. - Author: Eugene Kennedy

#3. Good short-story collections, like good record albums, are almost always hit-and-miss affairs - successful if they include three or four great tracks, wildly successful if they have five. And that's as it should be. - Author: Walter Kirn

#4. I love you best, and I'll miss you forever. - Author: C.J. Redwine

#5. Success is not achieved, it is attracted. - Author: Farshad Asl

#6. If the conditions were right there could be great acceptance. Often it is only when they pose an economic or political threat that it turns really ugly. - Author: Iris Chang

#7. By using stale metaphors, similes and idioms, you save much mental effort, at the cost of leaving your meaning vague, not only for your reader but for yourself. - Author: George Orwell

#8. If you know what changes a heart, you know what changes the world. - Author: Marianne Williamson

#9. Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.' ... what do you suppose that means?"
Television: " ... it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet - Author: Bill Watterson

#10. Mugabe's become a disgrace to Africa. And I must say this because I am an African and a lot of us looked up to him back in the 1980s when he was the liberation hero. But he's now turned himself into a murderous despot. - Author: George Ayittey

#11. Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days. - Author: Bob Monkhouse

#12. Love is a punishment. We are punished for not having been strong enough to remain alone. - Author: Marguerite Yourcenar