Misinterpreted Text Message Quotes

#1. Here's the thing: I was charming. Well read and well spoken. Observant and even kind. In other words, I was kind of a catch. And I knew this was true. As long as you couldn't see me. If you saw me, you'd think I was the sea cow that had swallowed your catch.

Victor LaValle

#2. Life is a field of unlimited possibilities.

Deepak Chopra

#3. I almost never respect men. They're like flowers
all show, a lot of color and lust. You pick them and throw them on the ground.

Barbara Kingsolver

#4. It isn't unusual to see children climb into a car every morning to be ferried to the front door of a school that's just a few blocks away.

Risa Lavizzo-Mourey

#5. No good can come from beating ourselves up for falling down - for feeling unhappy when we want to feel just the opposite.

Toni Sorenson

#6. Any time there's a lot of pressure, it's life and death, you go toward this very dark kind of humor. Soldiers do it. Cops do it.

Ronald Perelman

#7. My father's like - it's as if he was transparent. He's a man of great mystery, whereas apparently N.C. Wyeth was 6-feet, 2-inches tall, with a booming voice. I think that's reflected in their work.

Jamie Wyeth

#8. Snohetta promotes a more democratic workplace atmosphere than most other architectural offices. This may merely reflect prevalent employment practices in Scandinavia, but Snohetta places a stronger emphasis on group participation in the design process than typical high-style firms.

Martin Filler

#9. Meditate outdoors. The dark trees at night are not really the dark trees at night, it's only the golden eternity.

Jack Kerouac

#10. I don't know about whether I thought I would make it this big.

Imran Khan

#11. Cast your former self aside; you have been redeemed.

Anonymous