Misattributed Vladimir Nabokov Quotes

#1. In the first act get your principal character up a tree; in the second act, throw stones at him; in the third, get him down gracefully.

Anonymous

#2. Knowing we're saved by grace but still living under the law makes for a spiritually neurotic person.

Beth Moore

#3. I'll find myself having dinner with people and someone will mention something and I will say I was in that situation once. Then I'll say, forget it, it was a scene I was in. That can get to be quite confusing.

Christian Bale

#4. Some investments do have higher expected returns than others. Which ones? Well, by and large they're the ones that will do the worst in bad times.

William Forsyth Sharpe

#5. Currently, the United States provides 22 percent of the U.N. annual budgets, over $900 million in fiscal year 2007, and some of that funding goes to the Human Rights Council.

Michael McCaul

#6. What matters is deciding in your heart to accept another person completely. When you do that, it is always the first time and the last.

Haruki Murakami

#7. After convincing myself that was maybe you should at least help out your neighborhood, I really started to think about it later on in life.

Rick Danko

#8. In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth ... Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He's brilliant.

Ricky Gervais

#9. I may plan to make Christ the center of Christmas, but when I wait until December to focus on celebrating His birthday, I become entangled in Christmas lights, holiday baking, and festive engagements, often wondering if I've experienced the illusive "true meaning" of Christmas.

Ann Marie Stewart