Minnesota Cold Sayings

#1. The long, cold Minnesota winters instilled in me a fascination for exotic far off places; I aspired toward a career in tropical diseases and world health problems. - Author: Peter Agre

#2. He told me to be funny for the Fat Lady, once. - Author: J.D. Salinger

#3. If you hire people who are smarter than you, maybe you are showing that you are a little bit smarter than them. - Author: Howard Wilkinson

#4. The power of the metaphor is that in a single flash the entire idea is revealed. - Author: G.R. Gopinath

#5. I was raised in Duluth, Minnesota, where you never say that you're cold, or that you're suffering, and you listen politely to people, even if you disagree with them completely. Then you say passive-aggressive things later. - Author: Maria Bamford

#6. My own life would make a pretty dull story, I think, and I envy him as I drive to work on a cold Minnesota morning across the Mississippi River with its coal barges still struggling upstream like so many of us nowadays. - Author: Garrison Keillor

#7. When an old truth ceases to be applicable, it does not become any truer by being stood on its head. - Author: Hannah Arendt

#8. From the moment you become a spectator, everything is downhill. It is a life that ends before the cheering and the shouting die. - Author: George Sheehan

#9. If you go to Minnesota in January, you should know that it's gonna be cold. You don't panic when the thermometer falls below zero. - Author: Peter Lynch

#10. Advertising generally works to reinforce consumer trends rather than to initiate them. - Author: Michael Schudson

#11. In Minnesota it's so cold some nights you have to wear two condoms. - Author: Bruce Lansky

#12. What I love about jazz is that it's full of legends, full of myths. It's an oral history because it started in New Orleans and Kansas City, under the radar. - Author: Damien Chazelle

#13. If more than 10% of the people like a painting, you can be sure it's bad. - Author: George Bernard Shaw

#14. The thing is, being lonely is like walking in the cold without a coat. It's uncomfortable, but eventually you go numb. Once you get used to not being lonely, though, the shock of going back is like having your down comforter yanked off at six o'clock on a Minnesota December morning. - Author: Maggie Hall

#15. I know now that what countries do at summits has the power to help girls in Pakistan, Nigeria or Afghanistan. - Author: Malala Yousafzai

#16. We Love, We Fight!
We Support, We Jealous!!
We Support, We Differ!
But whenever someone else tries to talk against anyone, we are always together!
And whenever we have any celebration, we are together!
Yes, we are siblings! - Author: Pankaj Gupta

#17. We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir. - Author: Samuel Goldwyn