List of top 15 famous quotes and sayings about mini golf funny to read and share with friends on your Facebook, Twitter, blogs.

Top 15 Mini Golf Funny Quotes

#1. When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs.

Tori Amos

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#2. Democrats love employees, it's employers they hate.

Paul Tsongas

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#3. Say German cars are sort of very built and efficient. Italian cars are a bit flamboyant and quick. Mexican cars just going to be lazy, feckless, flatulent ...

Richard Hammond

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#4. Religion is so great a thing that it is right that those who will not take the trouble to seek it if it be obscure, should be deprived of it.

Blaise Pascal

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#5. Every morning I walk by a funeral home, and that's my productivity hack for how to make sure your to-do list is properly prioritized.

Anil Dash

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#6. Do something about it, or shut up.

Nikki Grimes

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#7. she wasn't exactly hard to miss.

J.K. Rowling

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#8. I had three jobs in college. The best day of my life was when I paid off my student loans, on my own.

Jessica Seinfeld

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#9. One of the first auditions I had in New York was for a commercial where I had to go in and audition to be a snake charmer ... It was either some bank commercial or something where they wanted a guy charming a snake ... I remember they wanted to know if I actually knew how to snake charm.

Aasif Mandvi

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#10. There was little that common sense and hard work couldn't accomplish.

Karen Hawkins

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#11. If you want to be a professional footballer, you have to respect your profession. You have to respect the people that are making you the star you are. You have to protect the passion everyday.

Emmanuel Petit

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#12. As long as a film stays unmade, the book is entirely yours, it belongs to the writer. As soon as you make it into a film, suddenly more people see it than have ever read the book.

Iain Banks

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#13. I certainly couldn't run a big country house, nor could I organize the greatest show on earth.

Hugh Bonneville

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#14. Some people in D.C. talk about me like a dog.

Barack Obama

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#15. We find ourselves in the pursuit of our dreams.

Lailah Gifty Akita

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