Millican Quotes

#1. Confidence is the key to virtually everything. It's just deciding that you're qualified because once you decide you're qualified, everything else becomes very easy.

Eugene Mirman

#2. May you live as long as you want, yet not want as long as you live.

Michael S. McKinney

#3. My husband and I don't have children. We can't have children because we hate them.

Sarah Millican

#4. Happiness is about a moment. The moment. Its not a switch that gets thrown and nothing bad ever happens to you again.

Tripp Millican

#5. Ali's got a left, Ali's got a right - when he knocks you down, you'll sleep for the night; and when you lie on the floor and the ref counts to ten, hope and pray that you never meet me again.

Muhammad Ali

#6. My mother told me, you don't have to put anything in your mouth you don't want to. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards.

Sarah Millican

#7. I never thought I was much of an actor anyway.

Roger Moore

#8. People were laughing at me anyway, so I thought I might as well start charging them.

Sarah Millican

#9. I am an official slow-roasted, honey-baked ham. Ever since I was a kid, my thing is that I love attention. All my report cards are like, 'He would be wonderful, but he just can't stop being a clown in class.'

Terry Crews

#10. Immigration is one of the leading contributors to population growth.

Paul Watson

#11. I was sure I'd set the world on fire, and it was hard for a young feller like me to realize the truth - that I hadn't set the world on fire, and I was totally unprepared to handle the consequences if 'The Big Trail' had been a success and launched me as a star.

John Wayne

#12. I lean against my sister's shoulder. "I thought lightning wasn't supposed to strike in the same place twice."

"Sure it does," Izzy tells me. "But only if you're too dumb to move.

Jodi Picoult

#13. You should be true to the person you were. Dont try to apply the person you are now to the past.

Tripp Millican

#14. While everyone's focusing on keeping the boss happy, who's focusing on keeping the customer happy?

James Hunter

#15. It is easy to dismiss the world as 'irrelevant,' or consumed by 'paranoid anti-Americanism,' but perhaps not wise.

Noam Chomsky

#16. If God put me into your life to keep you from wearing a fucking tail," Reagan said, "I accept the assignment.

Rainbow Rowell

#17. No people can be bound to acknowledge the invisible hand which conducts the affairs of men more than the people of the united States. Every step by which they have advanced to the character of an independent nation seems to have been distinguished by some token of providential agency

George Washington

#18. Don't worry about the haters ... They are just angry because the truth you speak contradicts the lie they live.

Steve Maraboli

#19. I'm not very sympathetic to the tendency to bring art to the people.

Gian Carlo Menotti

#20. Sometimes women feel uncomfortable when men stare at them when they try on shoes.

Christian Louboutin