Milk Booze And Lightning Quotes

#1. Joke stealing is a big deal to me, but I mean, I'm not going to investigate it if it doesn't effect me directly.

Greg Giraldo

#2. There are times for all of us when all the laughter seems to be gone, but we should not permit these periods to last too long. When we've lost our sense of humor, there isn't very much left. We become ridiculous. We must then go to war against the whole world, and that's a war we cannot win.

Earl Nightingale

#3. Death by Trivial Pursuits

Dean Cavanagh

#4. For God's sake" she panted. Glaring up at him with fury in those clear, yellow-green eyes. "Would you stop screwing around and fuck me already?

Christine Warren

#5. It was as if we'd only been gone the weekend. Or had we been gone a lifetime. Part of that was because when you've lived in Alaska, living in other places seems easier, less challenging, less threatening. Alaska had enlarged each of us. No one is ever the same after coming back from Alaska.

Peter Jenkins

#6. We know of fishing vessels that carry up to twelve different flags on board, and they re-flag their ship at sea,.

Claude Martin

#7. Marry, thou oughtest not to let thy horse wear a cloak, when honester men than thou go in their hose and doublets.

William Shakespeare

#8. What human beings consciously wish is often quite at variance with the results their reflex patterns automatically create for them.

Timothy Leary

#9. Taking it in its wider and generic application, I understand faith to be the supplement of sense; or, to change the phrase, all knowledge which comes not to us through our senses we gain by faith in others.

Matthew Simpson

#10. We do not propose any rules; we offer observations. "No right on red" is a rule. "Driving at high speed toward a brick wall usually ends badly" is an observation.

Howard Mittelmark

#11. Practice has to be a process of endless disappointment. We have to see that everything we demand (and even get) eventually disappoints us. This discovery is our teacher.

Joko Beck