Top 42 Milholland Quotes
#1. Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.
R. K. Milholland
#2. Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.
R. K. Milholland
#3. It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
Randy Milholland
#4. Ed Wood served a great purpose - mainly making writers feel better about their work.
R. K. Milholland
#5. There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
R. K. Milholland
#6. You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.
R. K. Milholland
#7. Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.
R. K. Milholland
#8. Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.
R. K. Milholland
#9. Not to know what things in life require remedying is a crime ... It leaves you at the mercy of events - it lets life manipulate you - instead of training you to manipulate life.
Inez Milholland
#10. The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.
R. K. Milholland
#11. We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.
R. K. Milholland
#12. It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.
R. K. Milholland
#14. Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.
R. K. Milholland
#15. The only time anyone's admitted they were a Christian before was when they were busy telling me why they're better than me.
R. K. Milholland
#16. Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.
R. K. Milholland
#18. I am prepared to sacrifice every so-called privilege I possess in order to have a few rights.
Inez Milholland
#20. It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.
R. K. Milholland
#21. Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.
R. K. Milholland
#22. The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
R. K. Milholland
#23. That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.
R. K. Milholland
#24. In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.
R. K. Milholland
#25. Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.
R. K. Milholland
#28. The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.
R. K. Milholland
#29. In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
R. K. Milholland
#30. Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?
R. K. Milholland
#31. Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.
R. K. Milholland
#32. The shortest verse in the Bible is 'Jesus wept.' The only thing wrong with it is the past tense.
R. K. Milholland
#33. Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.
R. K. Milholland
#34. That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.
R. K. Milholland
#35. A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.
R. K. Milholland
#36. Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.
R. K. Milholland
#38. Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.
R. K. Milholland
#39. I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.
R. K. Milholland
#40. You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.
R. K. Milholland
#41. Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.
R. K. Milholland
#42. I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.
R. K. Milholland
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