Top 17 Mike Epps Comedy Quotes
#1. And later I thought, I can't think how anyone can become a director without learning the craft of cinematography.
Nicolas Roeg
#2. I'm wondering if every person I pass has similar depths, and if there's any way to avoid the mistake of judging them so shallowly that I'm rocked when they show their true complexity.
Brandon Sanderson
#3. They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.
Mike Epps
#4. What men have called friendship is only a social arrangement, a mutual adjustment of interests, an interchange of services given and received; it is, in sum, simply a business from which those involved propose to derive a steady profit for their own self-love.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
#5. It's extremely difficult to say what one actually means by 'sculpture' other than, in a provisional sense, it's something that goes on the floor or a pedestal, and loosely applies to a certain history of the use of that term.
Walead Beshty
#6. I've never been the guy who's like, 'I take it home with me.'
Justin Theroux
#7. There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous moments seen all at one time.
Kurt Vonnegut
#8. Although it was hard to tell, with bluegrass, wether or not they were supposed to sound like geese.
Sarah McCarry
#9. I can very much relate to waking up inside of your life and saying to yourself, "How did I get here?"
Sara Bareilles
#10. What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!
Charles M. Schulz
#11. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.
Mike Epps
#12. An idea is like a cold germ: sooner or later someone always catches it.
Stephen King
#13. A survival tale peels away the niceties and comforts of civilization. Suddenly, all the technology and education in the world means nothing. I think all of us wonder while reading a survival tale, 'What would I have done in this situation? Would I have made it?'
Nathaniel Philbrick
#15. We never did lose what we found in this room," he said, bending now and kissing my shoulder. "In fact, we turned it into the happiest hate-love of all time.
Christina Lauren
#16. Soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'm a flirt. Winking eyes at me, when I roll up on them dubs, I'm a flirt. Sometimes when I'm with my chick on the low, I'm a flirt. And when she's wit her man looking at me, damn right, I'm a flirt.
R. Kelly
#17. I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
Mike Epps