Michelle Wolf Correspondents Dinner Quotes

#1. I used to teach animation history classes at the University of Texas, and I wrote my master's thesis on cartoons. I just love cartoons.

Warren Spector

#2. To give an answer in advance of a question was futile, and to propound a question in order to supply the answer was also futile. There were difficulties that could best be met by unawareness of their existence.

Margaret Landon

#3. Readers embrace all kinds of characters as long as they are written with emotional truth.

David Levithan

#4. I don't care who you are, the pressure is on to go to the next task immediately. What happened to the days of hanging out in the hammock all afternoon?

James Brolin

#5. I asked none
why life ends in ways uncertain.

Suman Pokhrel

#6. I can count on one hand how many people I trust.

Frances Bean Cobain

#7. Race is totally overhyped these days, black people need to get over themselves, it's all about class now, the haves and the have-nots,

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#8. I felt like I was riding into infinity, and soon I forgot I existed as the sky surrounded us in a blanket of stars, constellations the texture of slushies, swirling blue and violet and gold. I was swallowed b the universe, riding on a white horse in a midnight dream...

Aishabella Sheikh

#9. He says that courage is a capital sum reduced by expenditure.

Ian Fleming

#10. Let the inquiring Christian trample under foot every slippery trick of his deceitful heart and insist upon frank and open relations with the Lord.

A.W. Tozer

#11. The definition of "success" for me is: "Is today successful?

James Altucher