Michael W Ford Quotes

#1. And just because your life isn't as awful as someone else's, that doesn't mean it doesn't suck. You can't compare how you feel to the way other people feel. It just doesn't work. What might look like the perfect life - or even an okay life - to you might not be so okay for the person living it. God,

Michael Thomas Ford

#2. One of the best T-shirts I ever saw,said: i was happy once,but i'm better now.

Michael Thomas Ford

#3. It was odd
unsettling, actually
how love magnified everything. Small joy was turned into overwhelming happiness; worry became heart-stopping fear. It was as if love became a magnifying glass turned on the heart, taking whatever was there and making it appear many times its normal size.

Michael Thomas Ford

#4. Here's what I think. One, people should figure out that if they go around bothering bears, chances are they're going to end up bear snacks. Second, people suck.

Michael Thomas Ford

#5. That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you.

Michael Thomas Ford

#6. People who look down on us poor country folk usually won't admit that anything worthwhile can come out of here.

Michael Thomas Ford

#7. Most religions are concerned about what happens when you die, about going somewhere better than here as a reward for faithful service or whatever you want to call it. Paganism teaches that being here is the reward, and that we need to make the most of it and leave the world a better place.

Michael Thomas Ford

#8. Once you realise there's nothing to be afraid of when you die, there's nothing else to worry about.

Michael Thomas Ford

#9. But think about it: Right from the start the odds are against you. It's kind of amazing that any of us ever get here at all.

Michael Thomas Ford

#10. That sounds so weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you. But killing someone is wrong, and I don't think suicide is. It's my life, right? I should be able to end it if I want to. I don't think it's a sin.

Michael Thomas Ford

#11. People have asked me, 'Is it about Apple or is it about Jobs?' and I say it's about how a man becomes his company and the company becomes the man. That has only happened a few times, like it happened with Ford, I think, they became inextricably linked together.

Joshua Michael Stern

#12. I swear, sometimes it feels like there's this monkey in my head who runs around turning the dials and changing channels on me. One minute I'm sitting around eating chocolate chip cookies and then all of a sudden I'm thinking about bears.

Michael Thomas Ford

#13. It's strange how fear works. It suddenly stands at your shoulder, and slides its arm around you. Its fist closes on your heart.

Michael Ford

#14. I loved Jerry, and I wanted to have his baby." She laughed. "This was before women started looking at their vaginas in hand mirrors and Gloria Steinem told us we could be more than just mothers.

Michael Thomas Ford

#15. Black Magick is the process of self-transformation through an antinomian initiatory structure, Black meaning the hidden wisdom, power of darkness, dreams and staging the reality you wish and Magick being the process to ascend, become immortal in spirit.

Michael W. Ford

#16. In my time, we served with noble and ethical leaders: Gerry Ford, Bob Michael, John Rhodes, men of impeccable honesty. We didn't have anybody locked up for a violation of ethics.

Pete McCloskey

#17. To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another."
Jane Fairfax

Michael Thomas Ford

#18. Why pay $20 million to Harrison Ford? I don't even understand that. They think they have to do it ... If someone puts a price on himself, that suggests he is irreplaceable, then he better find somewhere else to work.

Michael Lewis

#19. That's what people do. Kill the things they're afraid of.

Michael Thomas Ford

#20. In my opinion any activity during which you can enjoy a beverage is not a sport. It is a party.

Michael Thomas Ford

#21. He lifted his shirt, and on his back was the White Rabbit, wearing his waistcoat and looking at his watch. It was just like the illustration from the book. Only standing next to him, back-to-back, was another White Rabbit wearing a leather motercycle jacket and boots and smoking a cigar.

Michael Thomas Ford

#22. Nervousness always provokes mistakes, and mistakes lead to easy convictions.

S.R. Ford

#23. I'm gay," I said, not sure how else to say it.
"You're fifteen," she said. "You can't be gay.

Michael Thomas Ford

#24. When people hurt us, the best thing to do isn't to ask why they did it but to remind ourselves that it wasn't our fault.

Michael Thomas Ford

#25. Trust me no matter how horrible you feel or how bad things seem, there is always a way out. Suicide is never your only option.

Michael Thomas Ford

#26. If they had a pill that would fix every dysfunctional family in the world, don't you think they'd be selling it?"
"I don't think the world is ready for that kind of happiness.

Michael Thomas Ford

#27. When did being single become a disease?

Michael Thomas Ford

#28. So now I'm thinking about it. I'm imagining sitting down with my parents and actually saying, "I'm gay." And you know what? It makes me a little mad. I mean, straight guys don't have to sit their parents down and tell them they like girls.

Michael Thomas Ford

#29. No one in France cares if you tried to kill yourself. In fact, I think they like you better because you're all tragic.

Michael Thomas Ford

#30. He said that I have to remember that even though I've changed a lot in here, I'm going back to a world that hasn't changed

Michael Thomas Ford

#31. Do you know what it's like to have everyone expect you to be the best at something?

Michael Thomas Ford

#32. And it's not like I've never jacked off. I'm fifteen years old. Of course I do it. Any guy who says he doesn't is lying. That would be like having the coolest video game ever and never playing it. No one's that stupid.

Michael Thomas Ford