Top 68 Michael Buckley Quotes
#1. The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.
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#3. I ate her cooking for eighteen years," he whispered. "You get used to it."
"Oh yeah, when?"
"I think it happened around the seventeenth year," Henry said.
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#5. And who are you supposed to be? the King of snot-nosed delinquents?
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#6. Sabrina suggested they burn their orange monkey sweaters and blue heart covered pants but Daphne refused. Granny took Sabrina aside and apologised for the outfit, saying that Mr. Canis might not have been the right choice to shop for girls. After all, he was colour-blind.
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#7. I feel like a movie star," Daphne said as the girls hurried downstairs. "You look like a mental patient," Sabrina remarked.
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#9. Hen the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew that something about this dodgeball game was different
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#12. Don't duh me!" Puck snapped. "Trying to figure out what you're thinking from one day to the next takes more brains than I have."
Well, maybe you should stop. I'd hate to burn out that little peanut in your head.
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#13. You mean people pay you to do this to them? I thought you had captured these people and brought them here against their will! How do I become a dentist?
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#14. Now you get off that Pegasus and come down here and start acting your age!"
"Honey, he's four thousand years old," Veronica said.
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#15. He did something so un-Pucklike, Sabrina couldn't believe it. He got up sat behind her, and let his enormous fairy wings sprout from his back. Then he wrapped them around her to keep the bitter cold away. It was the first truly nice thing the so-called Trickster King had ever done for her.
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#16. Animals shouldn't eat gumdrops! They shouldn't drink tea or chocolate milk, either.
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#18. Puck rushed into the kitchen. He looked as if he had just gotten off a roller coaster. "That was awesome!" he cried. "The arrow coming out is totally more fun to watch going in.
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#20. Save the people you love, who cares about the rest of the world? - Uncle Jake
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#21. Are you familiar with that play? In fact, we're almost living it!
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#22. Snow, get behind me!" Charming shouted as he leaped to his feet. "I'll handle this brute."
"Billy", the teacher cried. "This is the twenty-first century, Women don't need the white knight routine anymore. I can fight my own battles.
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#23. Of course, the Big Bad Wolf does yoga, Sabrina thought. Why did I even bother to ask?
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#24. That's why crazy people are so dangerous. You think they're nice until they're chaining you up in the garage.
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#25. Daphne, I don't think we're in Ferrypot Landing anymore.
~Sabrina Grimm
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#26. You ignorant little rodent! This isn't just an old book. This is the book of Everafter."
"Sorry, I haven't read it. I'm waiting for the movie," Puck said.
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#27. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said.
"How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked.
"Considerably less cool," Puck replied.
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#29. You sick, twisted monster, Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.
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#30. I'm going to teach you the art of swordsmanship-or in other words, how to totally kill someone with a sharp, pointy thing.
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#31. If he is so evil, why are we standing here watching him?" Sabrina said.
"Cause I'm trying to get up the courage to go over and asking for an autograph," Puck said.
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#32. How did you know that we could get him to do whatever we want if we pretend he's in charge?" Sabrina asked Daphne.
"It's what I do with you" the little girl replied. "You two are exactly the same
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#33. Mirror sighed. I believe everyone deserves a happily ever after. But I think that happy endings don't just happen by accident- you can't wait for one. You have to make them happen.
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#34. I dont know what could possibly distract three pigs enough so that you can get away." Sabrina thought for a moment then grinned. "I know exactly what to do.
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#35. Maybe one of the monsters ate him," Daphne whimpered.
"That would be awesome," Puck said.
Sabrina flashed him an angry look.
"Awesome in a terrible, heartbreakingly tragic way," Puck continued.
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#36. I'm soooooo telling." Puck stood behind her. "You two disobeyed your parents! I'm both shocked and really impressed.
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#37. So Henry," Puck said as he kicked off his shoes and propped his smelly feet on the kitchen table. "I was wondering what you can tell me about puberty."
Henry turned pale and stammered.
Sabrina wanted to crawl under the table and die.
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#38. But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.
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#39. I mean, if you could have a wizard grant a wish, would you waste it on going to Kansas?
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#40. Sabrina leaned in and pressed her lips to Puck's. There was a little static shock that startled her and she stepped back with her hands on her mouth.
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#41. You can be a homicidal madman and hilarious at the same time, you know,
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#43. If you want to be happy you have to work to make it happen. You can't just wish for it and you can't put it in the hands of other people.
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#44. Trickster," he said, sniffing the boy. "Love will be the end of you.
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#46. Freaky monsters were trying to kill us," Sabrina said. "Should I have just died out there so you could keep your clubhouse secret?"
"Absolutely!" the prince said.
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#48. So what's with the crown?" Daphne asked.
Puck's eyes grew wide. "I'm the Prince of Fairies. Emperor of Pixies, Brownies, Hobgoblins, Elves and Gnomes. King of Tricksters and Prank-Players, spiritual leader to juvenile delinquents, layabouts and bad apples.
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#49. New York City is a place where everyone lived on top of each other, and that was exactly how Sabrina liked it. Living out in the middle of nowhere was dangerous and suspicious.
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#50. That woman is hiding something!" she said.
"You think everyone's hiding something."
"And you would hug the devil if he gave you cookies.
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#51. If we have to get married and have a million babies, I hope our relationship will be built on mutual disgust and an endless barrage of ridicule and insults. It feels like the only thing I can count on right now. I don't want something dumb like respect and affection getting in the way.
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#53. The Big Bad Wolf is asking for my help? The Devil must have his long underwear on today.
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#54. Keep your distance, men. Don't be fooled into believing that our enemies are helpless. These 'girls', as they call themselves are a crafty bunch. I've see inside the thing they call a 'purse'. It is filled with all kinds of toxic sprays and pointy things they wouldn't hesitate unleashed on us
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#55. Each time she applied her lip gloss, she imagined another fleet of brain cells dying a horrible death.
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#56. If you want a happy ending you have to go out and take it.
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#58. He turned into a rhinocerous," Ms. Smirt said.
"He does that," Sabrina said.
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#60. I didn't do it,' he insisted.
'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked.
'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?
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#62. How ironic, she thought, as she fell to her certain death, that at that moment she would have given anything to be a giant goose again.
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#64. Raising her hand and shaking the handcuffs, the shaking Pucks arm as well.
"Unfortunately, it is necessary," Puck explained. "You don't want to work with by security staff so from now on I'm going to be your personal bodyguard. Going to be with you every second of the day.
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#66. Girls, I need to tell you some things about our family," Sabrina said. "Have you ever heard of the Brothers Grimm?
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#67. I'm going to give you a sentence, a full sentence with a noun and a verb and a possible agitate. I don't like all these judges running around with their half baked sentences, thats how you get salmonella poisoning.
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#68. But know this, if you get killed out there I'm going to fire you.
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