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#1. Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.

Jay Leno

#2. I don't know what anyone has to be proud of.

Ford Madox Ford

#3. Poor conceited humanity! Interpreters of God indeed.

Paul Laurence Dunbar

#4. Auto designers usually have to think in terms of the standard categories: SUV, sports car, etc.

Charles Pelly

#5. I admire actors for their infinite patience. That's why they need all those trailers and all their crowd of people who pamper them. But it is a drag to get up sometimes at 4:30 in the morning and get into makeup, and wait forever until they call you onto the set.

Roman Polanski

#6. Happiness is a moment.

Anna Carey

#7. Strive for excellence in your calling, but as a subsidiary to this: Do not fail to enrich your whole capital as man. To be a giant, and not a dwarf in your profession, you must always be growing. The man that has ceased to go up intellectually has begun to go down.

William Matthews