Messily Quotes

#1. Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ... Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.

Bill Watterson

#2. Perhaps it wasn't all Freud after all. Perhaps a large part of it had to do with the invention of the electric light, which had killed the shadows in men's minds much more effectively than a stake through a vampire's heart - and less messily, too.

Stephen King

#3. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

Bill Cosby

#4. New rule: every fantasy author who doesn't treat horses like tireless hairy motorcycles automatically gets a Hugo.

Jim C. Hines

#5. I long for some terrific disaster. Earthquake. Spectacular explosion. Her mother is messily but instantly and permanently eliminated, along with everybody else for miles around.

Vladimir Nabokov

#6. Because thankfulness is the tonic that always cures the cancers of greed, envy and jealously, it should be taken in liberal doses daily.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

#7. He just didn't look like the kind of creep that would messily murder a woman in her hotel room; he looked like the kind of creep that could line her up in the sights of an assassins rifle without a shred of emotion.

Karen Marie Moning

#8. A double standard, albeit unintended, violates our integrity and damages our credibility. In a global society, conflict is rarely the fault of only one party.

Karen Armstrong

#9. Key Largo ... I could have stayed on that picture for the rest of my life. I adored it.

Claire Trevor

#10. Today we continue a never ending journey to bridge the meaning of those words with the realities of our time.

Barack Obama

#11. Real life is like that - it does not follow a neat plan. sometimes you have to get things very messily wrong so you can see how to get them right.

Miriam Morrison

#12. Though it is unreal it is not meaningless

George Orwell

#13. London, ... like a bowl of viscid human fluid, boils sullenly over the rim of its encircling hills and slops messily into the home counties.

H.G.Wells

#14. Freedom to make mistakes, freedom to live life messily.

Darien Gee

#15. I'm a fastidious bookman and have never liked reading books with library markings or other messy defects.

Larry McMurtry

#16. We begin to find and become ourselves when we notice how we are already found, already truly, entirely, wildly, messily, marvelously who we were born to be.

Anne Lamott

#17. Marriages don't stay in neat, tidy shapes you know; they sprawl about, very messily sometimes. The important thing is not to let them get out of control.

Penny Vincenzi