Men Shaving Quotes

#1. I'm not Mickey Mouse, I'm a human being.

Mitch Winehouse

#2. May I ask if you have experience in the realm of shaving men?" "You may, and I do." He'd never seen such a confident, impertinent smile on her face. He frowned. "You're enjoying this too much." "Forgive me. I am simply happy. Now hold still so that I don't cut you.

Melanie Dickerson

#3. It's like the landscape is an interrupted sentence, one side dangling in the air, unfinished, and the other, a completely different subject.

Veronica Roth

#4. Why don't men ... leave off those detestable stiff collars, stocks, and things, that make them all look like choked chickens, and which hide so many handsomely-turned throats, that a body never sees, unless a body is married, or unless a body happens to see a body's brothers while they are shaving.

Fanny Fern

#5. Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

Tom Robbins

#6. Some men will not shave on Sunday, and yet they spend all the week in shaving their fellow-men; and many folks think it very wicked to black their boots on Sunday morning, yet they do not hesitate to black their neighbor's reputation on week-days.

Henry Ward Beecher

#7. That is the true joy of being a solo artist. I can do whatever I want. I can go wherever I want. I can show up with my guitar and my song, and it can sound a hundred different ways. That's the freedom of being on your own. The flipside is: That's you on the cover. If it sucks, it's your fault.

Jenny Lewis

#8. Chins are exclusively a human feature, not to be found among the beasts. Ithey had chins, most animals would look like each other.

Malcolm De Chazal

#9. If the outcome is good, what's the difference between motives that sound good and good, sound motives?

Laurence J. Peter

#10. I think acting is revealing to people what it means to be human.

Nick Enright

#11. They insist upon the shaving of the moustache, I think, in order that they may accustom the young men to obedience in the most trifling matters.

Plutarch

#12. Fear of death is merely the projection into the future of a fear which dates back to our first moment of life.

Emil M. Cioran

#13. I keep two sentimental mementos on my desk to remind me of two favorite men. There is an inkwell that my Uncle Seymour made, a brass grotesque he mounted on a marble base. And my grandfather's shaving cup is there, used to store pencils and pens.

Scott Turow

#14. I do believe God has given me an incredible opportunity and a platform in a secular environment but still to take a stand for Christ and being a blessing to believers.

Mike Huckabee

#15. Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose.

David Eddings

#16. It's an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men have with shaving is razor bumps. Magic Shave is perfect because once you eliminate the razor, you eliminate the bumps, and it's so easy to use.

Lance Gross

#17. There's a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.

Tennessee Williams