Men Asking For Directions Quotes

#1. Your flattery is as full of contempt as your insults were.

Mason Cooley

#2. Let thy true religion be to act right.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#3. The thought of continually eating something like macaroni, spat out by machinery, fills me with fear and revulsion, so I make macaroni sculptures. I make them and make them and then keep on making them, until I bury myself in the process. I call this 'obliteration.'

Yayoi Kusama

#4. A man asking for help ought to at least give directions.

Barbara Mertz

#5. Music is the only passion I shamelessly indulge in. However, for recreation I enjoy watching movies. 'Wizard of Oz' was the first film I ever saw, followed by the 'Bond' movies. I also watch a lot of World cinema through DVDs mostly brought by one of my best friends who's now based in Toronto.

A.R. Rahman

#6. If you want to be a doormat you have to lay yourself down first.

Oscar Wilde

#7. Let them stew in their own grease (or juice).

Otto Von Bismarck

#8. Fine, a Lithuanian couple gets lost because, like men across the globe, he values his penis - among other things - as a compass. So he's incapable of asking for directions and thereby disparaging the power of his penis.

Nora Roberts

#9. People will never know how hard it is to get information, especially if it's locked up behind official doors where, if politicians had their way, they'd stamp 'top secret' on the color of the walls.

Helen Thomas

#10. I always thought Broadway's the goal, and then I moved out to L.A. with 'Wicked' and started doing guest-star spots and little recurring things, and I was like, 'Well, this is pretty great; I'm kind of digging this.'

Megan Hilty

#11. Abortion is the ultimate violence.

Robert Casey

#12. As soon as there is life there is danger.

Ralph Waldo Emerson