Melvin Helitzer Quotes

#1. I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead ...

Melvin Helitzer

#2. It's psychologically impossible to hate someone with whom you've laughed.

Melvin Helitzer

#3. If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor do not know, that's mystery!

Melvin Helitzer

#4. My real achievement is my daughter and my three beautiful grandchildren.

Marilyn Horne

#5. One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be a great deal older.

Melvin Helitzer

#6. I have a serious investment problem. I have no money.

Melvin Helitzer

#7. Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

Melvin Helitzer

#8. Jack Peyton is HOT!" someone from the audience yelled.
"Toby Klein is HOTTER" a male voice argued, and I almost went into an epileptic fit of disgust at both the words and the tone.
"Now, now," Jack said, raising his hands. "Don't be ridiculous. Mr. Corkin is clearly the hottest

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#9. Jachin-Boaz was at the age called middle life, but he did not believe that he had as many years ahead of him as he had behind him.

Russell Hoban

#10. Every child senses, with all the horse sense that's in him, that any parent is angry inside when children misbehave and they dread more the anger that is rarely or never expressed openly, wondering how awful it might be.

Benjamin Spock

#11. A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

Melvin Helitzer

#12. Ya know, America's a great country. It's great because it allows you to fight. And you can win, if you have the stamina and tenacity.

Jim Brown

#13. I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not sure I've got the ability to make it interesting.

Melvin Helitzer

#14. Any motion whatsoever beats inertia, because inspiration will always be drawn to motion.

Elizabeth Gilbert