Melina Gates Quotes

#1. New Rule: Stop calling bagpipes a musical instrument. They're actually a Scottish Breathalyzer test. You blow into one end, and if the sound that comes out the other end doesn't make you want to kill yourself
you're not drunk enough.

Bill Maher

#2. Donald Trump and Paris Hilton share an occupation: publicity whore. Paris Hilton is better at it.

Kevin D. Williamson

#3. You've had an extremely weak euro on the foreign exchange markets, you've had a very dubious policy being followed.

John Major

#4. Never mistake a woman as an opportunity for bliss.

Ted Dekker

#5. Friendship is an undiluted solution, something weakened by adding more to it.

Laurie Elizabeth Flynn

#6. It's just as I thought," she said. "I prefer you to every single one of these. Some of these look far too proud of themselves, and some look selfish and cruel. You are unassuming and kind. I intend to ask my father to marry me to you, instead of to the Prince in Ochinstan. Would you mind?

Diana Wynne Jones