Megiddo Regional Council Quotes

#1. I have always believed that the key to a happy marriage was the ability to say with a straight face, 'Why, I don't know what you're worrying about. I thought you were very funny last night and I'm sure everybody else did, too.

Judith Martin

#2. Moving from an objective statement of fact to a subjective statement of value does not work, because it leaves open questions that have not been answered.

David Hume

#3. Blessed are the idiots, for they are happiest people on earth.

Barry Hughart

#4. Who loses a day loses life.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#5. His fingers dug into my nape with everything he kept hidden.

Pepper Winters

#6. No amount of organization and time management will compensate for a lack of Christian character, not when it comes to this great calling of glory through good - bringing glory to God by doing good to others.

Tim Challies

#7. There is only one person who can ever know exactly what you want and truly make you happy - that person is you!

Denise Austin

#8. A boy sows a wild oat or two, the world winks. A girl does the same
scandal.

Katharine Hepburn

#9. Klunk's another word for poo. Poo makes a klunk sound when it falls in our pee pots.

James Dashner