Meg Jones Quotes

#1. What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.

Ashley Elston

#2. The Federal Reserve ranks among the most transparent central banks. We publish a summary of our balance sheet every week. Our financial statements are audited annually by an outside auditor and made public. Every security we hold is listed on the website of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York.

Janet Yellen

#3. There's some kind of peace that comes with knowing that for every person who is waiting to be found, there's someone out there searching.

Julie Murphy

#4. Keep writing, because not only does practice improve skill, it gives you more chances to score on the market. I did that for eight years before making my first sale.

Piers Anthony

#5. I did a number of local children's theater plays growing up, but in 5th grade, I had some good times on stage making people laugh as a troll in 'The Hobbit.' That solidified my dream to be on 'Saturday Night Live,' which was hugely influential for me growing up.

Lauren Lapkus

#6. Angus ... had hitherto maintained hilarious ease from motives of mental hygiene ...

G.K. Chesterton

#7. Nature ... is nothing but the inner voice of self-interest.

Charles Baudelaire

#8. The world is divided into two categories of people: those who shit in drinking water and those who don't.

Joseph Jenkins