Meesapulimala Quotes

#1. During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

W.C. Fields

#2. Now, Mr. Shaughnessy, remember what happened the last time your wife got jealous of your flirting? She exchanged your denture cream for hemorrhoidal ointment.

Leslie Kelly

#3. It's hard to make relationships work with others when you don't have a good relationship with yourself.

Joe Hill

#4. Our star, and most stars, are made mostly of hydrogen, which is the number one element in the universe: 90% of all atomic nuclei are hydrogen, about 8% are helium, and the remaining 2% comprise all the other elements in the periodic table. All

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#5. Jesus began to teach anyone who would listen regardless of gender status or age. Whatever

John Ortberg

#6. I'm having the weirdest sense of deja vu right now," said the green caterpiller.
Duh!" said the blue caterpiller. "Do you think, just maybe, that's because you predicted this?"
Oh, yeah."
The Looking Glass Wars

Frank Beddor

#7. Most of the work performed by a development engineer results in failure.

Koichi Tanaka

#8. I had gone full-on folkie; I'd had it with bands.

Dan Fogelberg

#9. Who teaches your U.S.A. children how to choose their temple? What to love enough not to think two times?

David Foster Wallace

#10. I want to talk about jobs and health care and pension security and what we're going to do to stop the brain drain in Ohio and make it possible for our young people to stay here and build a life in Ohio rather than in Pennsylvania or West Virginia or God knows where.

Ted Strickland

#11. The biggest fear of my life is living. My second biggest fear is dying.

Marya Hornbacher