Mctosser Quotes

#1. What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger ... a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!

Billy Connolly

#2. If I could prove by logic that you would die in five minutes, I should be sorry you were going to die, but my sorrow would be very much mitigated by pleasure in the proof.

G.H. Hardy

#3. And I don't believe that women can successfully have it all. I really don't.

Lara Flynn Boyle

#4. A course we different! Everybody know colored people and white people ain't the same. But we still just people.

Kathryn Stockett

#5. damn lonely on the moral high ground.

A.W. Exley

#6. Never be afraid to share your story. No one can tell it like you can.

Toni Sorenson

#7. One day I gave Clifford a bath. And I combed his hair and took hom to the dog show. I'd like to say Clifford won first prize ... but he didn't. I don't care. You can keep all your small dogs. You can keep all your black, white, brown, and spotted dogs. I'll keep Clifford ... Wouldn't you?

Norman Bridwell

#8. Is that what writing amounts to? The voice your ghost would have, if

Margaret Atwood

#9. I just want to get the bad guys but if I can't see them, I can't shoot them.

Chris Kyle

#10. I think I've been fortunate to be at the top of the game and in the media for years, and a lot of times, people want to be your friend when you're on the top. You know, there have been times when I've been injured and I never got a phone call. So that's the way it is.

Venus Williams

#11. Brazilian music has many of the ingredients that I strive for in my own music: Strong melodies and a disciplined but intense rhythmic concept, and interesting harmonies.

Chuck Mangione

#12. It's an experiment, and it's probably good to have a couple states try it out to see before you make that national policy.

Bill Gates

#13. Everyone has their own personality, its own character, and if he respects that, everything would finally fall over for good only.

Irving Stone

#14. I can't stop biting my lips. It looks like my mouth belongs to someone else, someone else, someone I don't even know.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#15. Most people are squeamish about saying how much they earn, but in medicine the situation seems especially fraught. Doctors aren't supposed to be in it for the money, and the more concerned a doctor seems to be about making money the more suspicious people become about the care being provided.

Atul Gawande