Mcsweeney Chrysler Quotes

#1. As I write, there is a craze for what is called psychoanalysis, or the cure of diseases by explaining to the patient what is the matter with him: an excellent plan if you happen to know what is the matter with him, especially when the explanation is that there is nothing the matter with him.

George Bernard Shaw

#2. Control Your Own Destiny or Someone Else Will

Jack Welch

#3. The existence of another, competing translation is a good thing, in general, and only immediately discouraging to one person - the translator who, after one, two, or three years of more or less careful work, sees another, and perhaps superior, version appear as if overnight.

Lydia Davis

#4. Musicians are probably the most uncomfortable people in themselves in the world. Happiness, I think, only exists when you're a child and once you go past 11, unfortunately it's gone.

Andrea Corr

#5. Life doesn't exist inside language: too bad for me.

Kathy Acker

#6. Something that looks like a protocol but does not accomplish a task is not a protocol - it's a waste of time.

Bruce Schneier

#7. My hope is that in the future, women stop referring to themselves as 'the only woman' in their physics lab or 'only one of two' in their computer science jobs.

Kirsten Gillibrand

#8. Do not underestimate yourself!

Sunday Adelaja