Mcgonnigill Quotes

#1. Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying
'Dear Saint Peter, here's another stiff, pass him through the gates, signed, Father McGonnigill.' ... 'PS: He once had a hot dog on a Friday, but don't hold that against him.'

P.N. Elrod

#2. Searching for a perfect love is not easy to find,but having the love of our God is more perfect than what you have found.

David Archuleta

#3. Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook.

Ambrose Bierce

#4. History is written by the victors, the strongest, the most determined. Truth is found most often in the silence, in the quiet places.

Kate Mosse

#5. From the very first moment I saw you,
"Hi."
"Hi."
My heart has raced with adrenaline. Stomach full of butterflies and one mind hopelessly full of love.

Hope Alcocer

#6. You don't need a reason to divorce someone you can't stand.

Joy Browne

#7. The men who abandon themselves to the passions of this miserable life, are compared in Scripture to beasts.

Peter Abelard

#8. In a world lit by data, street corners are painted with contextual information, automobiles can navigate autonomously, thermostats respond to patterns of activity, and retail outlets change as rapidly (and individually) as search results from Google.

John Battelle

#9. The ultimate lesson of The Interpretation of Dreams: reality is for those who cannot sustain the dream.

Slavoj Zizek

#10. Now we do what parents with little kids do. We fall into bed, exhausted, with thoughts of raunchy, hot sex the furthest thing from our minds."
"That'll work. But if you snore, I'm punching you in the nose.

Lorelei James

#11. There are a lot of things wrong with this particular approach to getting your girlfriend to agree to reenter a relationship with you. Probably the biggest problem is that it's a PowerPoint presentation.

Katie Heaney

#12. The greatest power is often simple patience.

E. Joseph Cossman