Mcdonalds Commercial Sayings

#1. Those [old] days are gone ... accept the reality and do it.

Ava DuVernay

#2. After I hit a home run I had a habit of running the bases with my head down. I figured the pitcher already felt bad enough without me showing him up rounding the bases.

Mickey Mantle

#3. I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial.

Luke Benward

#4. Me: *stares into the void*

The Void: *stares back*

Me: *winks*

The Void: *blushes*

Unknown

#5. There's two tiers of science fiction: the McDonalds sci-fi like Star Trek, where they have an adventure and solve it before the last commercial, and there are books that once you've read, you never look at the world the same way again.

David Gerrold

#6. I cannot lose the one thing that keeps me alive : hope -

Paulo Coelho

#7. We're not sure if he's alive. Nobody has the guts to check it out.

Ahmet M. Rahmanovic

#8. Every McDonald's commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald's and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald's owner. "Cheeseburgers?" "Nope! We got spaghetti, and blankets."

Mitch Hedberg