Maya Josephs Quotes

#1. Thus the popes, sometimes in zeal for religion, at others moved by their own ambition, were continually calling in new parties and exciting new disturbances.

Niccolo Machiavelli

#2. There is money to be made in the market place, but under the cherry tree there is rest.

Ruskin Bond

#3. The reason some portraits don't look true to life is that some people make no effort to resemble their pictures.

Salvador Dali

#4. Truth is my God. I can only search Him through nonviolence and in on other way.

Mahatma Gandhi

#5. I grew up in one of the most deprived parts of Britain. I know the problems which inner-city children face.

David Blunkett

#6. I was never a Lime Wire guy because it's too much hassle to find the song.

Trent Reznor

#7. Live by the three 'F' rule: If they don't fuck you, feed you or finance you, they don't matter. - Maya Josephs, Prima of the Ridgeville Pride

Celia Kyle

#8. Congratulations Danny. You're now the legal equivalent of a male nurse.

Brooke McKinley

#9. You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!

Celia Kyle

#10. I think to close half of Magic Kingdom for the purpose of a White House invitation town hall meeting on a phony main street on behalf of a phony president just strikes me as weird.

Newt Gingrich