Maximus Jacobs Quotes

#1. I like to do my own make-up.

Kate Winslet

#2. Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Ray Romano

#3. I don't have a dark side as far as there is, like, murder in my past, but yeah, I think I'm a pretty nice, easygoing guy.

Bobby Moynihan

#4. One should be an enigma not just to others but to oneself too. I study myself. When I'm tired of that I light a cigar to pass the time, and think: God only knows what the good Lord really meant with me, or what He meant to make of me.

Soren Kierkegaard

#5. Despite the turbulence our nation has experienced, we WILL arrive safely and without incident!

Fela Durotoye

#6. In my stories, whenever there's somebody wonderful and charming and bright and intelligent, that's me!

Maeve Binchy

#7. Fucking Little Fifteen Ada Palomino throwing change at a hotdog vendor and trying to catch up with Maximus, all long limbs and bad eye makeup. What the actual fuck?

Karina Halle

#8. What's interesting is to see us as we really are; only in this way we could arrive to the truly knowledge of one-self.

Samael Aun Weor

#9. After 'Pitch Perfect,' I only want to be in sequels. No. 2 of whatever.

Adam DeVine

#10. So nevertheless, what I'm saying is that what one is - one's parameters are constantly narrowed by one's success, and my desire is to widen my field even if I risk failure.

Jeremy Irons

#11. Art has always got more and more extreme, and it will continue to get more and more extreme.

Marco Pirroni